Warcraft Vodka

Warcraft Vodka
Nausea from boredom?

I'm not taking summer classes cause I'll be moving in a month and I only have one friend I hang out with. He's in Mallorca taking an immersion course all summer. Everyone else I know goes to clubs which are even more boring to me.

I'm so bored, I feel like there's an empty pain in my gut.

I've read, played World of Warcraft (loser, I know), planted plants, cleaned, wrote a blog, watched movies and tv. Should I just get drunk or something? I feel the boredom eating my energy away....ugh.

Maybe I should resort to *gulp* dating.

Where'd I put that vodka?
Oh god, my question's so boring nobody wants to answer it. This is worse than I thought. Anyone? Somebody just call me a loser and I'll be happy.

You'd be amazed at the ways I've overcome boredom.

I built a miniature trebuchet out of stuff I found laying around the office. Stomp Rockets were a blast, (our record was about a hundred yards,) helping the nephew with a project has now resulted in a school wide ban on anything that will produce smoke in a science class lab, (whooops! Maybe I should have warned him to take it outside!)

Terrorizing my neighbors is always fun. Sometimes by accident, sometimes deliberately.

And telling my father that I'd recieved a $40,000 credit voucher from a local SUV dealership was colorful. I thouht I'd killed him. (Always confirm a pulse before commencing CPR!)

And using my office model for a design plan, people speeding on a nearby street are actively hunting for whichever person just happened to have a trebuchet and started launching water balloons at their car.

So there are ways to make your own fun.

I'm more of a whiskey or beer guy, but if you're offering vodka, can I get a little vermouth with that?

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Kinaesthesia :: World of Warcraft - Vodka vs Thorim (Hard Mode) ::